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Post by Rabite on Feb 19, 2010 18:12:56 GMT -6
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Post by Evan on Feb 19, 2010 20:51:16 GMT -6
They suck, horribly. I saw the first one and then contemplated ending my life then and there. Literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
I can't judge the books. They sound just as lame but I've never read them.
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Post by Carlos on Feb 19, 2010 21:38:51 GMT -6
I'll be honest.. I downloaded the second one. I saw the first in the theater.
I liked the first one to a reasonable degree. But the second one was borderline retarded. Though the actor that plays Lucian in Underworld is still cool in my book.
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Post by Pitman on Feb 19, 2010 21:40:47 GMT -6
Twilight is Satan incarnate thats all you need to know.
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Post by Carlos on Feb 19, 2010 22:17:43 GMT -6
No. It's just stupid emo angst bullshit. Like you seriously have to be love struck moron who is suicidal without that supposedly special person. RETARDED.
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Post by Pitman on Feb 19, 2010 22:20:49 GMT -6
Yes well the movie needs to be burned into ashes etc etc etc.
Also carlos you need to post at the place damnit!
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Post by kellen on Feb 20, 2010 14:13:14 GMT -6
I had to go see it with my ex....it sucked...so happy I didnt have to see the second one...and I never will...
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Post by Evan on Feb 22, 2010 10:29:36 GMT -6
Only reason I saw the first was a friend of mine rented it for a couple dollars just to see how awful it was. I forced myself through it.
I hear the second is perhaps slightly better, but that doesn't mean I want to watch it anytime soon.
Honestly, even from an objective standpoint it seemed poorly directed, acted, and had awful special effects. Subjectively I just despise what they've done to this generation and their perception of vampires.
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Post by Carlos on Feb 22, 2010 11:30:48 GMT -6
The plot of the movie is. He leaves her because it isn't safe for her. She's a brain dead idiot. So she does stupid things to endanger herself so she can see him again. Then he thinks she dead. So she goes to stop him from revealing himself and getting himself killed. She saves him. They get in a little tussel with the vampire nobles. They ultimately decide she has to be turned. He asks her to marry her before he does. Pretty much the end.
Oh and wolf boy loves her too. But he's a wolf and if he gets pissed he may hurt her. Ultimately the whole plot between them is exactly the same as pasty face. Except he doesn't look like he needs to take a dump when he's around her.
And yes. Vampires have been reduced to glitter me vampys. At least the wolves thing is kinda cool
Remember when vampires used to be scary? Yeah. I miss it too.
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Post by Rabite on Feb 22, 2010 11:50:18 GMT -6
So, what's so special about these new Vampires? The ones in older movie seems a whole lot more powerful than they do now...
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Post by Carlos on Feb 22, 2010 12:39:40 GMT -6
They move really fast and are physically strong. And each one has a power.
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Post by Rabite on Feb 22, 2010 13:42:14 GMT -6
...Those aren't vampires, those are X-Men mutants.
Whatever happened to turning to bats, mist, immortality, creating zombies, stuffs like that?
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Post by Pitman on Feb 22, 2010 18:08:32 GMT -6
When the world turned stupid James.... when the world turned stupid. =/
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Post by Carlos on Feb 22, 2010 20:06:47 GMT -6
Pretty much. The only reason the movie got made. Is because the book is for stupid little teen girls that buy into this delusional romance. And it is wildly popular amongst this rabid fan base.
So, if say, someone made a book with the more old school themes about vampire. And IT was wildly popular. Then we'd actually come back full circle to where Vampires are something to be feared.
Evan. Get right on it.
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Post by kellen on Feb 23, 2010 20:11:22 GMT -6
I agree...Evan...get on it!
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