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Post by Vorbote on Nov 29, 2010 3:13:05 GMT -6
RaymoT: If you had the choice RaymoT: to pick between sex, or meat. What would you pick? assuming that , if you picked one, the other would be gone forever
Me: Sex. 'Cause canibalism works too.
RaymoT: nnono assume u stil lcan't sexually pleasure yourself
J: You changed the rules there. You only said Sex or Meat.
RaymoT: okay, sexual activity of any sort, or meat <including seafood> assuming you couldn't die to get away from the question
Me: You still cannot circumvent that actual sexual intercourse cannot be accomplished without a living body. Thus, I'll kill you, fuck your girlfriend and kill her when I'm done, and then feast on the remains. Thank you, and goodnight.
This was a random conversation on Skype, and I believe I sufficiently disturbed RaymoT, J, and the other dude (not shown) Aus.
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Post by Evan on Nov 29, 2010 9:33:08 GMT -6
You are weird, man.
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Post by Hectator on Nov 29, 2010 12:06:54 GMT -6
I'd choose neither. Just give me some bloody scotch.
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Post by Vorbote on Nov 30, 2010 1:24:22 GMT -6
Thanks, Evan. I guess?
Scotch, eh? Schnapps for me.
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Post by Hectator on Dec 2, 2010 1:16:18 GMT -6
There's a special circle in Hell reserved for your kind, there is laddy. Edit: also, if its either or... I guess one can always just eat meat flavored tofu >.> Though you do know there's an old saying that goes something to the tune of 'if a guy can't gratify himself sexually, he'll do so by killing something' (I'm sure I'm heavily paraphrasing that, but the premise is still there)? So yeah... unless you're one of those 1 to 5% of guys with either some unnatural lack of a sex drive (I'll just exclude crotchity old men for argument's sake since nobody on the board should be anywhere near that age ;; ) or else have an inhuman amount of self-restraint, you'd probably be reduced to a raving berserker if it became a "shazzow... you now can no longer do/feel anything sexual". Or at least a nasty bastard who likes to hurt others for self-gratification (essentially proxy masturbation, I guess). Thinking about it.... maybe that was Yazan's problem? And why he always said the whole "Imma violate you" thing? Maybe he got off to killing more than sex? Honestly, the Titans were a bunch of sick dementos... >.>;;
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Post by Rabite on Dec 2, 2010 2:33:02 GMT -6
Aren't the "I'll violate you" line more of a translations things...?
Also your picture's killing the page, I thought that problem got fixed a while back?
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Post by Hectator on Dec 2, 2010 2:36:39 GMT -6
I have no idea why it loaded so big... when I found it, it was like half that size. ;;
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Post by Evan on Dec 2, 2010 16:36:14 GMT -6
The image is well over 1000 pixels in width, so I resized it at 50%.
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Post by Hectator on Dec 11, 2010 9:09:22 GMT -6
Oh yeah? I bet you can't make this one bigger and like... make it the site's banner or something. ;P
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