Post by Pitman on Jul 28, 2010 23:55:19 GMT -6
Lepus Militis 10:21 pm
Sad little man punching Pitmans in frustration
Char Aznable25 10:21 pm
Oh god, there's more than one?
Lepus Militis 10:23 pm
See Evan created this cloning machine and Pitman may have accidently wandered into it while he was testing it...
Char Aznable25 10:23 pm
Oh damn it.
Lepus Militis 10:24 pm
Did you hear that? Sounded like bad gramm- OH MY GOD ITS A HORDE OF PITMANS! -Trips you and makes a break for it-
Char Aznable25 10:24 pm
I'll kill you one day, Ed!
Lepus Militis 10:24 pm
Not before you have to deal with those Pitmans!
Haha!
Char Aznable25 10:25 pm
*rises* Damn you!
Char Aznable25 is available 10:27 pm
Rmhspitguy 10:28 pm
(10:28:03 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Hello aki!!
Char Aznable25 10:28 pm
(10:28:22 PM): *grabs personal Zaku machine gun*
Rmhspitguy 10:28 pm
(10:28:51 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Oh come on you won't have enough bullets to kill us! especially when we can make more of me!!
Char Aznable25 10:29 pm
(10:29:16 PM): Get out of my way, you filthy grammar-lacking animals!
Rmhspitguy 10:29 pm
(10:29:54 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Sorry aki but we shall not get out of your way!! *surrounds aki*
Char Aznable25 10:30 pm
(10:30:13 PM): *smirk* Hmph. Then I suppose there's only one way out of this little mess.
(10:30:23 PM): *takes heat hawk in the other hand*
Rmhspitguy 10:30 pm
(10:30:27 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Ewww we don't swing that way
Char Aznable25 10:30 pm
(10:30:33 PM): <<
(10:30:38 PM): *shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot*
Rmhspitguy 10:31 pm
(10:31:08 PM): Horde of Pitmen: AHHH!! *many Pitmen dies valiently but more still surround Aki&
Char Aznable25 10:31 pm
(10:31:46 PM): *continues shooting, then charges at a section and brings down the heat hawk* You're in my way!
Rmhspitguy 10:32 pm
(10:32:21 PM): Horde of Pitmen: don't be a spoil sport aki!! *More Pitmen die but there still a vast ocean of Pitmen around aki*
Char Aznable25 10:33 pm
(10:33:10 PM): Someone like you...one is enough, and I've been trying to kill that one for years.
(10:33:18 PM): There's no way I'm letting this many of you live!
Rmhspitguy 10:33 pm
(10:33:53 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Aww that hurt.
Char Aznable25 10:34 pm
(10:34:19 PM): *shoot and slash, shoot and slash, shoot and slash, breaks into the lines of foes*
Rmhspitguy 10:34 pm
(10:34:42 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Aki stop being a bad boy and just talk!!
Char Aznable25 10:35 pm
(10:35:28 PM): There's nothing left to talk about, you're still in my way!
Rmhspitguy 10:36 pm
(10:36:09 PM): Horde Of Pitmen: Come on lets play some Bingo!!
(10:36:23 PM): Horde Of Pitmen: It would be fun for all of us!!
Char Aznable25 10:37 pm
(10:37:11 PM): I refuse!
Rmhspitguy 10:37 pm
(10:37:36 PM): Horde of Pitmen: *all cry*
Char Aznable25 10:37 pm
(10:37:44 PM): Now, where was I...?
(10:37:53 PM): Oh right, getting you out of my way.
(10:38:01 PM): *continues to shoot and slash through*
Rmhspitguy 10:38 pm
(10:38:31 PM): *Days pass*
Char Aznable25 10:38 pm
(10:38:55 PM): You don't even fight back, filthy things!
Rmhspitguy 10:39 pm
(10:39:22 PM): *a week later*
(10:39:30 PM): *finally the last Pitman clone dies*
Char Aznable25 10:39 pm
(10:39:49 PM): *smirk* Hmph.
Rmhspitguy 10:40 pm
(10:40:01 PM): *just then Pitman shows up!*
Char Aznable25 10:40 pm
(10:40:11 PM): *draws weapon again*
Rmhspitguy 10:40 pm
(10:40:45 PM): You know... you haven't ate or spelt for at leasta week and a a half and you still got more of me to kill.. look turn around.
(10:40:55 PM): *just then another endless wave of Pitmen arrived*
Char Aznable25 10:41 pm
(10:41:07 PM): Fool.
Rmhspitguy 10:41 pm
(10:41:14 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Hey aki since you kill all of us We made a few million more clones!!
Char Aznable25 10:41 pm
(10:41:25 PM): All I cared about was getting through to get to the true enemy.
(10:41:47 PM): *puts down both the Zaku machine gun and the heat hawk, now depleted of all energy*
(10:42:03 PM): *draws Gelgoog beam rifle at the real Pitman*
Rmhspitguy 10:42 pm
(10:42:06 PM): Hordeof Pitman: your an idiot that Pitman who just talked to you is as well a clone!!
Char Aznable25 10:42 pm
(10:42:28 PM): *shoots him* Oh, he wasn't the true enemy I was referring to.
(10:42:43 PM): *runs* ED, I'M COMING FOR YOU!
Rmhspitguy 10:42 pm
(10:42:59 PM): Horde of Pitman: oh!! if you just wanted to kill Ed you could of asked!!
Char Aznable25 10:43 pm
(10:43:08 PM): Silence, fools!
Rmhspitguy 10:43 pm
(10:43:18 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Don't worry we will get him for you!!
Char Aznable25 10:43 pm
(10:43:33 PM): Oh yes, go and get him.
Rmhspitguy 10:43 pm
(10:43:26 PM): Horde of Pitmen arrive
(10:43:37 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Ed aki wants to talk to you!!
(10:44:02 PM): *The Horde soon grabs Ed and sends them off to aki
Lepus Militis 10:46 pm
(10:46:01 PM): -Watches a Horde of Pitman walk off with a dummy that looks like Ed-
(10:44:27 PM): *locates the cloning machine, as well as the backup cloning machine, the hidden cloning machine, and all potential plotholes and escapes*
(10:44:33 PM): Now, to put an end to this as well.
(10:44:48 PM): *draws Gelgoog beam nagninta and begins slashing through all the cloning machines*
Rmhspitguy 10:44 pm
(10:44:58 PM): Horde of Pitmen arrive with Ed in tow
(10:45:14 PM): Horde Pitmen: We have him!! We have him!!
Char Aznable25 10:45 pm
(10:45:21 PM): *points* Your cloning machines are destroyed.
Char Aznable25 10:45 pm
(10:45:34 PM): Now, to put an end to this madness once and for all.
Rmhspitguy 10:45 pm
(10:45:37 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Shit...
Char Aznable25 10:45 pm
(10:45:59 PM): *begins slashing through all of the Pitmen with said beam nagninta*
Rmhspitguy 10:46 pm
(10:46:16 PM): *3 months later*
(10:46:41 PM): The real pitman wearing a hawaiian shirt and a smoothie arrives on the scene
(10:46:57 PM): Pitman: that was a good show aki you made the biggest bucks for me ever!!
(10:47:17 PM): Pitman: Thanks you to the Aki Versus the Horde of Pitmen was a hit at the box office!!
Char Aznable25 10:47 pm
(10:47:31 PM): Blah blah blah, guess who just won the royalties?
Rmhspitguy 10:47 pm
(10:47:41 PM): Pitman: Evan...
Char Aznable25 10:47 pm
(10:47:54 PM): Oh, then I'll just have to deal with him later then.
(10:47:56 PM): *cracks Pitman's neck*
Rmhspitguy 10:49 pm
(10:49:01 PM): *With that Akira Versus The Horde fo Pitmen eventuallly got the sequel Akira's Hunt for Evan Bittle but thats another tale*
Sad little man punching Pitmans in frustration
Char Aznable25 10:21 pm
Oh god, there's more than one?
Lepus Militis 10:23 pm
See Evan created this cloning machine and Pitman may have accidently wandered into it while he was testing it...
Char Aznable25 10:23 pm
Oh damn it.
Lepus Militis 10:24 pm
Did you hear that? Sounded like bad gramm- OH MY GOD ITS A HORDE OF PITMANS! -Trips you and makes a break for it-
Char Aznable25 10:24 pm
I'll kill you one day, Ed!
Lepus Militis 10:24 pm
Not before you have to deal with those Pitmans!
Haha!
Char Aznable25 10:25 pm
*rises* Damn you!
Char Aznable25 is available 10:27 pm
Rmhspitguy 10:28 pm
(10:28:03 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Hello aki!!
Char Aznable25 10:28 pm
(10:28:22 PM): *grabs personal Zaku machine gun*
Rmhspitguy 10:28 pm
(10:28:51 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Oh come on you won't have enough bullets to kill us! especially when we can make more of me!!
Char Aznable25 10:29 pm
(10:29:16 PM): Get out of my way, you filthy grammar-lacking animals!
Rmhspitguy 10:29 pm
(10:29:54 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Sorry aki but we shall not get out of your way!! *surrounds aki*
Char Aznable25 10:30 pm
(10:30:13 PM): *smirk* Hmph. Then I suppose there's only one way out of this little mess.
(10:30:23 PM): *takes heat hawk in the other hand*
Rmhspitguy 10:30 pm
(10:30:27 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Ewww we don't swing that way
Char Aznable25 10:30 pm
(10:30:33 PM): <<
(10:30:38 PM): *shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot*
Rmhspitguy 10:31 pm
(10:31:08 PM): Horde of Pitmen: AHHH!! *many Pitmen dies valiently but more still surround Aki&
Char Aznable25 10:31 pm
(10:31:46 PM): *continues shooting, then charges at a section and brings down the heat hawk* You're in my way!
Rmhspitguy 10:32 pm
(10:32:21 PM): Horde of Pitmen: don't be a spoil sport aki!! *More Pitmen die but there still a vast ocean of Pitmen around aki*
Char Aznable25 10:33 pm
(10:33:10 PM): Someone like you...one is enough, and I've been trying to kill that one for years.
(10:33:18 PM): There's no way I'm letting this many of you live!
Rmhspitguy 10:33 pm
(10:33:53 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Aww that hurt.
Char Aznable25 10:34 pm
(10:34:19 PM): *shoot and slash, shoot and slash, shoot and slash, breaks into the lines of foes*
Rmhspitguy 10:34 pm
(10:34:42 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Aki stop being a bad boy and just talk!!
Char Aznable25 10:35 pm
(10:35:28 PM): There's nothing left to talk about, you're still in my way!
Rmhspitguy 10:36 pm
(10:36:09 PM): Horde Of Pitmen: Come on lets play some Bingo!!
(10:36:23 PM): Horde Of Pitmen: It would be fun for all of us!!
Char Aznable25 10:37 pm
(10:37:11 PM): I refuse!
Rmhspitguy 10:37 pm
(10:37:36 PM): Horde of Pitmen: *all cry*
Char Aznable25 10:37 pm
(10:37:44 PM): Now, where was I...?
(10:37:53 PM): Oh right, getting you out of my way.
(10:38:01 PM): *continues to shoot and slash through*
Rmhspitguy 10:38 pm
(10:38:31 PM): *Days pass*
Char Aznable25 10:38 pm
(10:38:55 PM): You don't even fight back, filthy things!
Rmhspitguy 10:39 pm
(10:39:22 PM): *a week later*
(10:39:30 PM): *finally the last Pitman clone dies*
Char Aznable25 10:39 pm
(10:39:49 PM): *smirk* Hmph.
Rmhspitguy 10:40 pm
(10:40:01 PM): *just then Pitman shows up!*
Char Aznable25 10:40 pm
(10:40:11 PM): *draws weapon again*
Rmhspitguy 10:40 pm
(10:40:45 PM): You know... you haven't ate or spelt for at leasta week and a a half and you still got more of me to kill.. look turn around.
(10:40:55 PM): *just then another endless wave of Pitmen arrived*
Char Aznable25 10:41 pm
(10:41:07 PM): Fool.
Rmhspitguy 10:41 pm
(10:41:14 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Hey aki since you kill all of us We made a few million more clones!!
Char Aznable25 10:41 pm
(10:41:25 PM): All I cared about was getting through to get to the true enemy.
(10:41:47 PM): *puts down both the Zaku machine gun and the heat hawk, now depleted of all energy*
(10:42:03 PM): *draws Gelgoog beam rifle at the real Pitman*
Rmhspitguy 10:42 pm
(10:42:06 PM): Hordeof Pitman: your an idiot that Pitman who just talked to you is as well a clone!!
Char Aznable25 10:42 pm
(10:42:28 PM): *shoots him* Oh, he wasn't the true enemy I was referring to.
(10:42:43 PM): *runs* ED, I'M COMING FOR YOU!
Rmhspitguy 10:42 pm
(10:42:59 PM): Horde of Pitman: oh!! if you just wanted to kill Ed you could of asked!!
Char Aznable25 10:43 pm
(10:43:08 PM): Silence, fools!
Rmhspitguy 10:43 pm
(10:43:18 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Don't worry we will get him for you!!
Char Aznable25 10:43 pm
(10:43:33 PM): Oh yes, go and get him.
Rmhspitguy 10:43 pm
(10:43:26 PM): Horde of Pitmen arrive
(10:43:37 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Ed aki wants to talk to you!!
(10:44:02 PM): *The Horde soon grabs Ed and sends them off to aki
Lepus Militis 10:46 pm
(10:46:01 PM): -Watches a Horde of Pitman walk off with a dummy that looks like Ed-
(10:44:27 PM): *locates the cloning machine, as well as the backup cloning machine, the hidden cloning machine, and all potential plotholes and escapes*
(10:44:33 PM): Now, to put an end to this as well.
(10:44:48 PM): *draws Gelgoog beam nagninta and begins slashing through all the cloning machines*
Rmhspitguy 10:44 pm
(10:44:58 PM): Horde of Pitmen arrive with Ed in tow
(10:45:14 PM): Horde Pitmen: We have him!! We have him!!
Char Aznable25 10:45 pm
(10:45:21 PM): *points* Your cloning machines are destroyed.
Char Aznable25 10:45 pm
(10:45:34 PM): Now, to put an end to this madness once and for all.
Rmhspitguy 10:45 pm
(10:45:37 PM): Horde of Pitmen: Shit...
Char Aznable25 10:45 pm
(10:45:59 PM): *begins slashing through all of the Pitmen with said beam nagninta*
Rmhspitguy 10:46 pm
(10:46:16 PM): *3 months later*
(10:46:41 PM): The real pitman wearing a hawaiian shirt and a smoothie arrives on the scene
(10:46:57 PM): Pitman: that was a good show aki you made the biggest bucks for me ever!!
(10:47:17 PM): Pitman: Thanks you to the Aki Versus the Horde of Pitmen was a hit at the box office!!
Char Aznable25 10:47 pm
(10:47:31 PM): Blah blah blah, guess who just won the royalties?
Rmhspitguy 10:47 pm
(10:47:41 PM): Pitman: Evan...
Char Aznable25 10:47 pm
(10:47:54 PM): Oh, then I'll just have to deal with him later then.
(10:47:56 PM): *cracks Pitman's neck*
Rmhspitguy 10:49 pm
(10:49:01 PM): *With that Akira Versus The Horde fo Pitmen eventuallly got the sequel Akira's Hunt for Evan Bittle but thats another tale*