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Post by Evan on Jul 25, 2010 16:24:44 GMT -6
I am on my old PC right now that I have barely touched for years now. Somehow, looking through all my old files, I've stumbled upon a simple little text file called "Pitman Quotes". Oh, to my surprise, what it contained. I haven't the slightest idea how old these are. Sorry, Pitman, but I thought these were funny.
Rmhspitguy: I am truly stupid at times neoman2008: You can say that again. Rmhspitguy: I am truly stupid at times neoman2008: You can say that again. Rmhspitguy: no Rmhspitguy: 2 times is enough neoman2008: Now go be free, Random Spit Guy! neoman2008: Return to the wild where you belong! Rmhspitguy: neoman2008: No, boy! You know I can't keep you anymore. neoman2008: You need to be free! neoman2008: So just wobble out into the sunset before I shoot your other knee off. Rmhspitguy: Rmhspitguy: *wobbles off* neoman2008: *sobs* He'll be happier this way. Rmhspitguy: O.O Rmhspitguy: too bad I dont have one ~ Nearly a month later ~ Rmhspitguy: woo! Rmhspitguy: me got one Rmhspitguy: ^_^ Rmhspitguy: hot dog! Rmhspitguy: damn still didn't work! Rmhspitguy: I must figure out how to stop it from doing that Rmhspitguy: i was first for stupidest Rmhspitguy: in my region
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Post by Evan on Jul 25, 2010 16:33:55 GMT -6
I also have another one I find here, seems to be a time I pretended to be "Rmhspitman", wherein I was from the future. The red is actually me, so it's less confusing.
I'll pick out a few good bits, since it's long.
Rmhspitman: hi Rmhspitguy: who is this? Rmhspitman: O.O Rmhspitman: who are you? Rmhspitguy: I am Pitman Rmhspitman: i thought I was Rmhspitman: >.>;; Rmhspitguy: no i am the original Pitman Rmhspitguy: >.>;; Rmhspitguy: are you my clone? Rmhspitman: no you are MY clone Rmhspitguy: no I am the ORIGINAL Rmhspitman: Are you sure? Rmhspitguy: yes Rmhspitman: then what's my name? Rmhspitguy: ha like I am going to fall for that Rmhspitguy: MY name!! Rmhspitguy: IS Pitman! Rmhspitguy: aka Nahum! Rmhspitman: i am so confused Rmhspitman: Because I am Nahum Rmhspitguy: no I am! Rmhspitman: maybe we both are o.o Rmhspitguy: o.o Rmhspitguy: if your my clone Rmhspitguy: then... you should be like me Rmhspitguy: >.>;; Rmhspitman: >.>;; Rmhspitman: ya
Rmhspitguy: damn have they invwented mobiel suit yet? Rmhspitman: they did some stuff in Japan Rmhspitman: but they were a lot smaller, not gundam sized xD Rmhspitguy: I don't care Rmhspitman: yah Rmhspitguy: if be better Rmhspitguy: Code geass size is alright Rmhspitman: but Japan won't help us Rmhspitguy: -.-;; Rmhspitguy: just get those damn machines Rmhspitman: thats a lot of money >.>;; Rmhspitguy: um heard of hijacking? Rmhspitguy: god if you are me I can';tbelieve your this dumb Rmhspitman: how am I suppose to get to Japan? -.- Rmhspitman: I would need a aircraft carrier to bring enough Rmhspitguy: thats for me to figure out and you to do
Rmhspitman: I am going to lose my signal soon Rmhspitguy: ok well Rmhspitman: it only works for an hour Rmhspitguy: reemmber what I said Rmhspitman: I will remember Rmhspitman: since I said it xD Rmhspitguy: also find a good girl too before you go off and ddie Rmhspitman: >.>;; Rmhspitman: I will try! Rmhspitguy: good at least I know i succeded in that
Rmhspitguy: also um stop anti christ too Rmhspitguy: and all those other people Rmhspitguy: and tyry to get some alien tech Rmhspitguy: >.>;;
Rmhspitman: I must go Rmhspitman: be safe, Nahum! Rmhspitguy: yes nahum!
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Post by Carlos on Jul 25, 2010 17:13:14 GMT -6
That's good stuff. Not like those other threads where all people do is insult the person. No class bastards. Oh wait..
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Post by Evan on Jul 25, 2010 17:36:03 GMT -6
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Post by Pitman on Jul 25, 2010 17:54:30 GMT -6
wow.... I seriously don't remember this.
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Post by Evan on Jul 25, 2010 18:45:00 GMT -6
wow.... I seriously don't remember this. I do, Pitman. I do.
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Post by Akira Takamedo on Jul 25, 2010 18:45:03 GMT -6
Damn, now I have to dig. Even if I only have recent stuff, I must have some gold to pull out of it.
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Post by Akira Takamedo on Jul 25, 2010 18:51:28 GMT -6
I double-posted to bump this six minute old thread.
Rmhspitguy (2:00:12 AM): so akiyou also going ot joni AUC Rmhspitguy (2:00:15 AM): when that starts? Char Aznable25 (2:00:20 AM): Sure, why not. Rmhspitguy (2:00:29 AM): its in the plannign stages etc Rmhspitguy (2:00:40 AM): but you can think up your own faction now Rmhspitguy (2:00:46 AM): and your own custom MS Rmhspitguy (2:00:58 AM): costum* Rmhspitguy (2:01:01 AM): or is it Rmhspitguy (2:01:04 AM): custom Rmhspitguy (2:01:05 AM): x.x Rmhspitguy (2:01:09 AM): or custum Char Aznable25 (2:01:45 AM): Custom.
Char Aznable25 (2:19:15 AM): So I decided my character's going to be a Coordinator that works for Celestial Being trying to bring down OZ. Rmhspitguy (2:19:55 AM): o.o Char Aznable25 (2:20:04 AM): The ultimate character. Rmhspitguy (2:20:09 AM): uhh Rmhspitguy (2:20:13 AM): there is no coordinators Rmhspitguy (2:20:14 AM): in UC Char Aznable25 (2:20:33 AM): Is that the only thing wrong you found with that? Rmhspitguy (2:20:50 AM): CB is i nteh Anno Domini Rmhspitguy (2:20:55 AM): gundam universe Rmhspitguy (2:21:01 AM): and OZ is fro mthe Wing universe Char Aznable25 (2:21:27 AM): Yeah, well, I'm doing it anyway.
Rmhspitguy (5:14:19 AM): yes now i need an awsome name Rmhspitguy (5:14:23 AM): for my second in command Rmhspitguy (5:14:25 AM): got any idea? Rmhspitguy (5:14:34 AM): the guy suppose to have black hair Char Aznable25 (5:14:49 AM): Pants McFartinson. Rmhspitguy (5:14:53 AM): and missing his left eye and has a scar on it but no eye patch unless formal Char Aznable25 (5:15:08 AM): Blindy McHahahesblind. Rmhspitguy (5:15:19 AM): x.x Rmhspitguy (5:15:23 AM): I am being serious Char Aznable25 (5:15:32 AM): As am I, Pitman. As am I. Rmhspitguy (5:15:47 AM): =/ Char Aznable25 (5:17:41 AM): Come on, you know Blindy McHahahesblind is an awesome name. Rmhspitguy (5:18:06 AM): for that I shall name my team the Aki Hunters Rmhspitguy (5:18:09 AM): to kill all akis Rmhspitguy (5:18:10 AM): =p Char Aznable25 (5:18:18 AM): That's convenient, good thing my name is Akira. =D
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Post by Evan on Jul 25, 2010 19:24:05 GMT -6
I approve.
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Post by Akira Takamedo on Sept 23, 2010 18:12:58 GMT -6
[20:06] Rmhspitguy: thats an interestign way [20:06] Rmhspitguy: to keep cost down [20:06] Rmhspitguy: by keeping it one barrel [20:06] Rmhspitguy: xD [20:07] Char Aznable25: Oh, I just assumed they were two-barreled. [20:07] Rmhspitguy: noper [20:07] Rmhspitguy: each barrel [20:07] Rmhspitguy: is priced [20:07] Char Aznable25: Hey, I have an idea. [20:07] Rmhspitguy: meaning anything you sya in single barreled [20:07] Char Aznable25: Fucking put that in the post about building ships. << [20:07] Char Aznable25: Same thing about the whole 'waverider mode is 1.5x the G-rating' thing. [20:08] Rmhspitguy: for example my Clop Class Imperial Retro Fit is expensive [20:08] Rmhspitguy: not because its new [20:08] Rmhspitguy: because it has two barrel weapons [20:08] Rmhspitguy: which means everythign is doubled in price [20:08] Char Aznable25: So a $500 cannon is $1000 just because it's double-barreled. [20:08] Char Aznable25: That's so dumb. [20:08] Rmhspitguy: no [20:08] Rmhspitguy: 500 for one mega particuile gun [20:09] Rmhspitguy: want double barrled [20:09] Rmhspitguy: its 100 [20:09] Rmhspitguy: 1000* [20:09] Char Aznable25: ... [20:09] Char Aznable25: That's...what I just said. [20:09] Rmhspitguy: meanin g 2 double barrel guns are 3000 [20:09] Rmhspitguy: ya [20:09] Char Aznable25: *bangs head on desk* [20:09] Rmhspitguy: its essentionally [20:09] Char Aznable25: *repeatedly* [20:09] Char Aznable25: *until blood spills out* [20:09] Rmhspitguy: your paying per barrel [20:10] Char Aznable25: *blood fills every crack in the keyboard* [20:10] Rmhspitguy: which is kinda of really expensive in trhe end [20:10] Char Aznable25: *rams fist into monitor* [20:10] Rmhspitguy: I mean my clop is 9100 [20:10] Rmhspitguy: give or take [20:10] Char Aznable25: *rips off electrical outlet and stuffs fingers into it* [20:11] Rmhspitguy: and my clop woudl of been cheaper [20:11] Rmhspitguy: if I took out all the crap it had [20:11] Char Aznable25: Why do you just ignore me when I'm hurting myself!?
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Post by Richter on Sept 23, 2010 18:29:00 GMT -6
Pitman's too smart to give you the attention you crave with your self destructive antics.
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Post by Mikhail Yevloyev on Oct 11, 2010 4:13:47 GMT -6
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Post by Vorbote on Oct 14, 2010 1:40:31 GMT -6
I don't know what to say. I really don't.
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Post by Evan on Oct 14, 2010 17:28:16 GMT -6
Oh, Pitman. He is our town fool.
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Post by Hectator on Nov 6, 2010 1:22:18 GMT -6
Somehow (esp. given his love of megaman), I'm imagining he looks a little like this:
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