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Post by Hectator on Mar 13, 2010 6:53:13 GMT -6
Actually it was Other than when we'd get the half-naked, reeks-of-nine-pitchers-of-ale drunks. Or the angry, demanding drunks. Or the scary drunks (not that being half nekkid and smelling like you just imbibed half a keg doesn't count ;D ). But most customers were just plain funny and/or stupid. And it gave me a new appreciation for alchohol... [glow=red,2,300]Beer: because your friends just aren't interesting without it![/glow]
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Post by Rabite on Mar 19, 2010 10:43:19 GMT -6
Well, so early in the morning and already I got a wut customer...
"I want to join the China tour but I got a question."
"Yeah?"
"Do I have walk?"
".....? What do you mean?"
"I mean do I have to walk a lot?"
"...Well yeah, you're joining the tour for sightseeking right?"
"Yeah but I'm old so I can't walk that much, someone told me I have to walk for 2 hours."
"Well, you can sit down and rest?"
"Then I won't be able to see the sights."
"...Well, yeah."
"Would it be better if I take the Japan tour?"
"Maybe, Japan is smaller than China."
"Do I have to walk?"
"......"
"I heard there's tours that takes you on the bus the whole way."
"You'll still have to walk to see the sights..."
"Ok... maybe I'll take the Japan tour."
"Ok, bye."
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Apparently, some people think they can fly or something, or that tourist sights would fly towards them instead of them walking to it.
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Post by kellen on Mar 22, 2010 19:14:31 GMT -6
lol
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Post by Pitman on Mar 22, 2010 20:52:45 GMT -6
That was full of funny James.
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Post by Hectator on Mar 26, 2010 14:54:39 GMT -6
Tell them to take the North Korea tour next time
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Post by kellen on Mar 28, 2010 15:33:36 GMT -6
...So I had a guy come in yersterday, I have a part time job at a store, I open on saturdays, this guy comes in about 8 in the morning to buy eggs, trys his debit, he must have hit the wrong account or something, cause it didn't work, so he's like ok I have cash, so he pulls out $100 bill!?...like what the fuck...the convo went something like this.
him "here ya go" me "I can't change that mate, it's too early, I don't have the money" him "it's all I have" me "So?...I can't change that, I don't have the money unless I give you my whole till."
now he starts giving me attitude and glaring at me. him "So?" me "No buddy, just no" him "fine. I'll try my card again" me "Ok then." him "oh it worked this time" me "good"
people think I'm a fucking bank and I can shit small bills or something...when we only carry so much in the till and safe.
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Post by Rabite on Mar 30, 2010 19:45:23 GMT -6
That's not really uncommon if you're a frontend cashier like I was a few years back, retards would buy a gum or chocolate bar then give you a large bill, and everyone knows they're just trying to break it.
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Today, my mom came home and told me about work(we work at the same place)...
Conversation over the phone:
C: "Do I have to bring my passport over to book a ticket?"
M: "No, just make sure the name is the same as the passport."
C: "How do I make sure the name is the same?"
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M: "Read it?"
C: "Ok, can it be in Chinese?"
M: "As long as it's the same as the passport."
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I have no idea how her passport could be in Chinese, as far as I know, even the Chinese passports have English names on them.
.....yeah, "How do I know if the name is the same."... meh.
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Post by Hectator on Apr 16, 2010 3:28:51 GMT -6
Maybe its a fake passport they're using to leave the country with?
Bad spies will be bad spies. x___x
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